Two Nations Come Together To Fight Enemies Of Development

The Minister of Heritage, Culture and Social Services in Kenya and the Minister of Tourism, Sports and Culture in Uganda have embarked on a joint project to improve the lives of the citizens of both nations.
The project is called FNARN and, as the name implies, the goal at the end is to Find Nameless a Real Name.
"Yaani, it is embarrassing to us," says the Kenyan minister, Kipseget Chege. "Ati one of our most popular musicians dayn't have a real name. Kwani he thinks we don't have enough problems now ati even our singers are called sijui what?"
"Wharrabout!" concurs his Ugandan counterpart, Oulanya Columbus. "And then the guy is ever in Uganda being there-there as if singing in KIU. Without even a name! Wharrabout!"
FNARN has released a shortlist of names earmarked for veting at committee level later this month. They include:
    • Marauding Mongoose
    • Dongaboy
    • Swankla
    • Frimpmont Squad
    • Hollaton
More to come...


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Comments

LO-friggin'-L!

And, you know, I wonder why the frig that guy sticks around lots. Thing is, yeah, we party harder than the normal souls over there, but don't he even got a mum? Frig it.

And Oulanya ... that's a curse on your blog.

P.S.: You shouldna used Yahoo!, 'cause 'em friggers put ads in your mails. Absolute friggers.
Iwaya said…
Hollaton, we go with Hollaton!
hilarious. i say, give him No. 4
leos child said…
now that is humour i think he should be called frimpmont but again wouldnt he need an actual squad.
Frimpmont. That's so friggin' funny.
Heaven! said…
i must confess i didn't see it coming. i was reading intently thinking that it was that part of the news that they had read when i went off to bathe this morning...until that part of, "...the goal at the end..."
Dennis Matanda said…
Dongaboy ... Definitely ... It sounds like something his mother would give him. Besides, Gigi Maji Maji keep referring to Donga Boy in their song "Unbuogable." Listen intently. They are definitely referring to Namelessness.
Cheri said…
ROTFLMAO....Frimpmount squad!!!!!

Baz, Baz, Baz, the wires have come loose in yo head.

Yo goin kukus.
Anonymous said…
i'm all for Frimpmont Squad- whether he has a squad or not! That's the funniest shit i've read in a while!!
QueenB said…
dont be hatin man trust me the new names would leave him unnoticed.lol
Klara said…
Is these 4 real??
LOL
Saadiq said…
Baz,baz..u shud holla at me..man..we need to sort out something..yeap..u had better
Savage said…
I am for dongaboy
Jay said…
All for that swankla thing
ish said…
i'm for swankla

and finally, government projects that benefit the youth! we're like so negelected! i mean, after they told us we had to march around town in order to prove that we were virgins and all, they just forgot us.

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