Ads that didn't make it I
The Great Putsch went into stage two this Sunday with my very own newspaper advert. Little thing, very yellow, on page 7 of Kawa. With the hilarious story of the girl who got kidnapped. Heh heh. That was a funny story. Echoes of The Weekend's Mirth swirl around in the caverns of my currently idle and vacant mind when I remember. So seldom do we see comedy of this pedigree. It was so funny. Hah hah! Just thinking about it brings tears unto my eyes.
She, like, got kidnapped. But the kidnappers didn't take her phone. So she smses her buddy Yusuf, expecting him to round up the cavalry from his end and then come riding to her rescue. Instead the dude just smsed her Pastor Kayiwa's number so she could call him and get prayers.
Anyway, Operation Hooker at ATM got its first print advert. This are the ones that were rejected.
Protect the environment, people.
And then, they said...
That I hear kicking my ass. As if!
She, like, got kidnapped. But the kidnappers didn't take her phone. So she smses her buddy Yusuf, expecting him to round up the cavalry from his end and then come riding to her rescue. Instead the dude just smsed her Pastor Kayiwa's number so she could call him and get prayers.
Anyway, Operation Hooker at ATM got its first print advert. This are the ones that were rejected.
Protect the environment, people.
And then, they said...
That I hear kicking my ass. As if!
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Watch him dancing lingala in Ange-noir and you will never wanna even see that name again.
quite find what I was looking for. I'm looking for
different ways to earn money... I did find this though...
a place where you can make some nice extra cash secret shopping.
I made over $900 last month having fun!
make extra money now
@Heaven, I assume it was real life. She got away, didn't she?
@Deg, if that cafe doesn't have a toilet, it does not deserve you.
LA,
anyways nathan, i've been to ange only once & i never got 2 see saggy doing it; how am willing 2 pay any money i can afford to watch him shaking his bumless ass 2 ndombolo ya solo beat. kyoka!!
Now that I've gotten that out of the way... do you think the Spaminator mentions making money for "having fun" because s/he read something somewhere about hookers and ATMs?
Just asking...
list of gifts people should give me this christmas though.
How de frig could you ... you been friggin' bloggin' all this friggin' time and I didn't have a friggin' clue?
But ait a friggin' second ... BOOK?
BOO-friggin'-K?
Jah love!
@joshi (and all other sinners):
Don't blaspheme over here, you. Go write s-a_g(g)y elsewhere.
KC, you know I will move the world for you. Like that song. "The difficult, I'll do right now, the impossible will take a little while." Not that it is impossible to send copies to Kenya, just that Baldrick and I have a cunning plan.
But that hooker metaphor is coming back to haunt me big time.
@Rae and Klara, you know I mean it in the nicest possible way.
Josh, It isn't hate. Just observing that he dances funny. Not that I would win if it came to a burn-out...
Ivan: you and Saggy in a fight. Who would win? Fists not wits.
@Rev... well, eh? Tulaba ku ki? Nga tusanyuse okukulaba!
Iwaya, how do you know?
(You know what follows when two bandanna'd Gandee chicks greet with that `Eh, munange! Tulaba kuki!' A series of mournful wauls)
Hmmmm Woooo Eeeeeh! Aha! eh? Hmm! Woooo! ...