Ads that didn't make it I

The Great Putsch went into stage two this Sunday with my very own newspaper advert. Little thing, very yellow, on page 7 of Kawa. With the hilarious story of the girl who got kidnapped. Heh heh. That was a funny story. Echoes of The Weekend's Mirth swirl around in the caverns of my currently idle and vacant mind when I remember. So seldom do we see comedy of this pedigree. It was so funny. Hah hah! Just thinking about it brings tears unto my eyes.

She, like, got kidnapped. But the kidnappers didn't take her phone. So she smses her buddy Yusuf, expecting him to round up the cavalry from his end and then come riding to her rescue. Instead the dude just smsed her Pastor Kayiwa's number so she could call him and get prayers.

Anyway, Operation Hooker at ATM got its first print advert. This are the ones that were rejected.



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And then, they said...

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That I hear kicking my ass. As if!

Comments

heh, heh. even if your book were full of repetitions of the alphabet in aramaic, i'd buy it instead of the option in the ad. for real.
Savage said…
I thought I was the only one who had misgivings about the that dude.
Watch him dancing lingala in Ange-noir and you will never wanna even see that name again.
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Heaven! said…
i haha'd that kidnap story.reminded me of Kim Bassinger's Cellular when she randomly called a guy and he said."so a guy kidnapped you and gave you a phone to call me?"...but she really was in trouble...but then it was a movie and the Kayiwa story was real life,right?
Baz said…
Tell that anonymous spambot that I am the only one allowed to advertise around here. Sav & LA, I am not a hater, my beef is personal. Dude has my 40K. Oh, and I remember his lingala. Kyokka.

@Heaven, I assume it was real life. She got away, didn't she?

@Deg, if that cafe doesn't have a toilet, it does not deserve you.
LA,
yea, "that anonymous spambot" shd be smoked...he's opinionated & it's always abt making money the easy way...who said that?
anyways nathan, i've been to ange only once & i never got 2 see saggy doing it; how am willing 2 pay any money i can afford to watch him shaking his bumless ass 2 ndombolo ya solo beat. kyoka!!
Saadiq said…
ok..it seems as if saggy is number two on blogger's hateration list..that is after Nsaba Buturo!
Kenyanchick said…
I WANT MY COPY!!!

Now that I've gotten that out of the way... do you think the Spaminator mentions making money for "having fun" because s/he read something somewhere about hookers and ATMs?

Just asking...
Klara said…
Am still laughing..Poor Besigye! LOL
Rae said…
I would have taken "kicking ur ass...I will put the book on the
list of gifts people should give me this christmas though.
The 0ne said…
Saggy's humour kinda borders on Amarula's...and that's all I'm saying...
Anonymous said…
Frig, frag, frog!
How de frig could you ... you been friggin' bloggin' all this friggin' time and I didn't have a friggin' clue?

But ait a friggin' second ... BOOK?
BOO-friggin'-K?
Jah love!

@joshi (and all other sinners):
Don't blaspheme over here, you. Go write s-a_g(g)y elsewhere.
Iwaya said…
the monkey didn't do it!!!!
Baz said…
CB, I notice you have been visited by the mother of all Spambots...

KC, you know I will move the world for you. Like that song. "The difficult, I'll do right now, the impossible will take a little while." Not that it is impossible to send copies to Kenya, just that Baldrick and I have a cunning plan.

But that hooker metaphor is coming back to haunt me big time.

@Rae and Klara, you know I mean it in the nicest possible way.

Josh, It isn't hate. Just observing that he dances funny. Not that I would win if it came to a burn-out...

Ivan: you and Saggy in a fight. Who would win? Fists not wits.

@Rev... well, eh? Tulaba ku ki? Nga tusanyuse okukulaba!

Iwaya, how do you know?
Anonymous said…
@Baz

(You know what follows when two bandanna'd Gandee chicks greet with that `Eh, munange! Tulaba kuki!' A series of mournful wauls)

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Klara said…
Yeah, am sure u do...Happy Hols!!
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