Heh heh. Geddit? Geddit?

During the office meeting we were going over the newspaper’s stories. Particularly, at that moment, the dude who nearly got his nuts ripped out by his wife. We were talking about the discrepancy between the interview that ran last Sunday, where he said his wife had squeezed on his scrotum until it bled, and the news story the previous week, which said that she had bitten his member off. Someone asked about the doctor’s comment, and why that didn’t clear up the issue.
A reporter answered that the doctor had given a statement, but was noncommittal on the nature of the injury. The doctor, said our reporter, “left it hanging.”

And that is why you must always take notes.