Own up. I know it's you

I had just got back into town from the Boondocks, and thought I should check my mail. So I turned into one of those Internet cafes which stick bible verses on the computers (to discourage porn-surfers I am told).

The verse on this one has been vandalised. It begins: "Blessed is the man who doesn't walk in the cousel of the wicked..." The rest has been replaced with "but only buys drugs from them."

Who would do such a thing?

Comments

Savage said…
Help me out here. I need to get with the program.Just got back into town from the Boondocks?Which place is this?Where do I find it? Might be worth a visit.
9:54 PM, May 07, 2006
bikozulu said…
lol...I know him, he writes cheeky signs in River road, Nairobi.I have constantly talked to him about that but he insists that im free to walk out on the partnership coz its not binding anyway!...
8:37 AM, May 08, 2006
Baz said…
I knew it! I'm going to go back to that cafe and sign "bikozulu" under the grafitti.

@Savage, the boondocks are kyaalo. I'm from Nakiwogo in Entebbe. I sometimes see those of the Jays and Undo launching off on the way to Ssesse
10:10 AM, May 08, 2006
Jay said…
Boondocks, my backside. Its always amused me how people call places that are less than 50 kms from kla villages. ai knoe its where the Baz 1 must have sttled but silly little only feels that I have hit villa after 300 kms in the
direction of Mbarara, Kabale or bushenyi.
10:43 AM, May 08, 2006
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10:47 AM, May 08, 2006
Jane said…
I'll build a bridge, the rivers will come later. Lol, Boondocks 4 Nakiwogo landing site? Priceless.
8:37 AM, May 09, 2006
bikozulu said…
@jkb. Allow me to welcome you since our erstwhile host, Baz, is busy doin a thesis on cyber grafitti-It will take a while.Im sure u have already been made aware of our Ughs 100k sorority fee.Im the treasurer, of course degstar still has qualms with that-sore grapes.To facilitate your quick acceptance to this cool intelligent* group, please email me your personal details(read phone no) to bachelor_2007@hotmail.com, so that we can meet over coffee coz Im not a dinner person..unless you insist. Welcome.
3:57 PM, May 09, 2006
bikozulu said…
@jkb er...don't forget the Ugsh 100k
3:59 PM, May 09, 2006
Anonymous said…
I could swear that verse wasn't vandalised. my bible says exactly the same thing!!
7:48 PM, May 09, 2006
Carlo said…
how come i've been in this "intelligent community" for a while and i've never been hit on? i demand my Ugsh 100k back right this instant bizokulu!!
9:46 PM, May 09, 2006
bikozulu said…
@Carlo. Now calm down gal...and er,put down the knife please.Everyone will get her turn, there's enough to go around.But until you learn to spell my name right i will sit on your Ugsh 100k!
5:04 PM, May 10, 2006
Savage said…
@bikozulu- Dude we are so interested in commenting on your blog.Quit pulling a fast one on us. Commenting is the new blogging.
6:24 PM, May 10, 2006
Anonymous said…
Yeah, YEAH!! I'm so glad I found your blog! I'm a Kenyan who has been reading your columns online in the Sunday Vision for longer than I care to admit (I've been cyberstalking, I mean FOLLOWING your career for a while.) Love the way you write. I'm bookmarking it now. Write on!
1:41 PM, May 11, 2006
Baz said…
bikozulu you are such a Ugandan!
7:45 PM, May 12, 2006
Baz said…
And anonymous, welcome to Uganda. Some of our chicks are prettier than some of yours. So goes the argument at Steak Out.
7:58 PM, May 12, 2006
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