Links Galore!

Celebrity endorsement time. Who do we have walking into the studios? It is super soul diva Patti La Belle herself! Hey, Patti! What a pleasure and a privilege.

• Actually, I am Cicely Tyson.
• Cicely who? Never heard of you.
• Okay. I am Dame Judi Dench. I was M in those James Bond movies.
• I liked those. But Austin Powers just killed Bond for me. Now I watch a Bond movie I keep wishing Dr Evil was in it. Anyway, Dame Judi, what brings you here to my blog?
• I am here to tell the viewers about this fantastic and exciting and absolutely tingling-the-roots-of-your-hair new blogger I recently ran into. She only has one post up so far but it is a doozie and I am sure she will completely and utterly slap the taste out of the mouths of all who neglect to consider her a talent of note.
• Wow. Also, Mini Me. There should be a mini-me in Bond movies. Who is this new blogger who you are so excited about that it makes you leap up and down on my couch like this?
• Why Heaven! of course. Spelt with an exclamation mark. Have you been to her blog?
• Indeed I have. Now, make room on that sofa. I would like to leap on it with you.

What else has been going on that I should be telling you about? I see you twiddle your left nostrils in anticipation of some great revelation. What else, Uncle? What else?
Well, outrage and indignation and bloodthirst, for three things. This pervert sent an email to one of our women. This is why children should not be allowed on computers without parental guidance. Look at what the silly boy did… Please leave a comment.


Anything else, Baz?
Yes, as a matter of fact. If you are interested, I updated Tumbavu.


We are running out of time and are beginning to sound like Bukumunhe. Show us one final tongue of that bombolicious Faya.

Well, I call this one "If Lovin' You is Wrong". It is the subject of a story for another day.

Gulu man sentenced over oral sex

WHAT should have been a bedroom matter has ended up in court with dire consequences. Gulu Chief Magistrate Tom Champtai on Wednesday sentenced a man to one-week community service for subjecting his wife to oral sex, Alex Odongo reports.

Richard Abola, 32, a resident of Toro Kal sub-parish in Amuru District was ordered to work at Amuru Health Centre from January 31 to February 8.

The Prosecutor, Josephine Apio, told court that on the night of January 22, Abola had carnal knowledge of his wife Everline Arach against the order of nature.

Abola pleaded guilty, but asked for a lighter sentence saying he acted under the influence of alcohol and pornographic movies.

Published on: Saturday, 3rd February, 2007