Kiss and Tell III: Lil Kim

I am no longer sleeping with this scandalous tramp. No one is. She is in jail.
There were many lovers before me, I knew, and there were many lovers after. What I was not ready to confront was the idea that there were many lovers during.
We were making sweet love one night when, my legendary love-making prowess sending her to the heights of ecstasy, she screamed out a name.

No it wasn't my name.

I was upset. I halted the proceedings immediately and demanded she explain herself. Who was this Leroy fellow?

However, I relented and forgave her after she reminded me that she has an ample bossom. We continued. Until she called out the name of Duwayne.

Again, I stopped. Again she tempted me and I caved in and forgave.

When she called Tyrone, I tried my revenge by calling out Erykah Badu.

The last straw was when she called out: "Fifty! Oh Fifty"

And that was it. I can't share a woman with a homosexual.

Besides, sometimes she just looks sooo stupid.